cfparents-Hormone Replacement Therapy-Joke!!

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Hormone Replacement Therapy

With all the concern about hormone replacement therapy (HRT), this is

more important than ever.

To all men: WARNING!!!!!!!!!! A lot of women will be off the hormones

they've been taking, SO PLEASE READ.

This handy guide should be kept in

the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look nice in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a

good laugh!

Remember: Money talks, but chocolate sings.