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I hope youve just peed yourself, you dag

Im still a lamb chop

and ....... I wether well

right down to my hocks

and still I cant stop laaaaaaaaa ing!

Youve beaten me hands down & now Im bleating!

Jan

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> Jan....so you felt like a " spring lamb " ?

> So, do you feel now like the.. old EWE?

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> I'm sorry I couldn't help and I do feel a little SHEEPISH.....please

> don't get mad and sic your MUTT ON me.....

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> I just kill my self....

> well got to signoff it's getting a little too WOOLY

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> i may be a wolf, but you know what kind of clothes I wear. Oh.,,oh.,oh,

> my sides are hurting from the SHEAR maddness I evoke.....

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> love jerry

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> P..S. I hope I haven't gotten your GOAT.

> quick some one get me a Kleenex...

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HEE HEE HEE

is just another name for my DONKEY

or is it an ASS

is there a difference me thinks....

yes... as one goes HAW HAW HAW and

one goes HEE HEE HEE

love from the twit t'woo

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> Say .... you're good....you can RAM it in there with the best of us...

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> HEE HEE HEE

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Jerry...thank you for your post. I hadnt thought of it this way. Yes,

everything has been a trial..hes always been quietly there with me...I think

he may be hurting more than I realise. Thank you. Glad you didnt close your

ears.

Love Jan

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> Jan....let me offer this....when my wife was dying...I I wouldn't accept

> it and even though she was in the hospital for 44 days before she passed

> I didn't want to believe it until I sat by her bedside as she expired.

> Even then I wouldn't except the reality. Maybe this is how your family

> feels and they think that by trying to go about things as normal.the

> disease will turn out to be a dream and disappear...they want

> desparately to have things as they always were and refuse to let it be

> real... I could be wrong, just a thought... but denial is a powerful

> thing...our brains try to shut out those things we can't accept. The

> seriouness and the fact they may be facing your mortality is

> unacceptable....so they hide their heads in the sand like a 'roo... (or

> is it an ostrich) and hope it will go away. Don't be angry you are just

> too important to them and losing you wuld be just too devastating. I'm

> sorry I didn't shut my ears to your post... is this possible?

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> love jerry

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Jerry,

Congrats on your daughter's engagement. I will keep her fiance in my prayers as I do everyone serving the military. It is so nice to see our children grow into responsible adults. It is wonderful to know that each of your daughters have made a good choice in their husband/future husband. After some of the guys my daughter dated in high school it was wonderful to know she has chosen such an awesome young man to be her husband.

I find it amazing how differently people age. I, too, was blessed with good 'aging' genes. Very often I am mistaken to be my daughter and stepdaughter's sister rather than mother. Nothing like that sort of compliment to inflate the old ego! I can't take any credit since I just happen to be lucky genetically in that department. Unfortunately, it seems the luck didn't extend to the inner parts of my body. I often tell my husband that my outside may look 10 years younger than it is, but my insides probably look about 90! Oh, well, you can't have everything!

W

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I want to thank eveyone for sending me birthday greetings...(I wonder

how you all knew) I cherish all te love in this group and am grateful

every day that I have you all to talk to or just to listen to you.

I'm here to tell you that turning 60 is pretty easy why I don't feel a

day over 59. Any one can turn 60 ...they just got to live long

enough......clean living greatly enhances the probability (which is why

it is a miracle in my case)

Actually my day wasn't te best I've had....I slept all day as I had one

of those where my fatigue got the better of me along with some knee

joint pain and back pain but tommorrow is another day. Each of my girls

called me to wish me a happy B-day and remind me how old I've

gotten...those sweet things. Re: my youngest she may be my baby but shes

almost 27 and it's about time she got married, if she has kids then I'll

have grandbabies by " all my children "

Tony thanks for letting me share all your ladies, I hope I can do some

justice as they obviously adore you. and I can't hope to fill even your

socks.

Thanks again everyone..I wanted to write individually to all of you but

I'm too tired from just tying to catch up with all the posts... I should

know better than to let them go as I did these last couple of days

The Idea of meeting at my place is one I was going to suggest myself as

I can't afford to travel out west....so you all come Bert Michigan is

only a couple inches on my map., don't forget I lived with a house full

of women (5 inc. my wife) so I'm pretty tough, besides women is my

favorite animals.

If there are some among you (which I doubt) that haven't been told they

were loved today, let me be the first.....I love you and there ain't a

damn thing you can do about it.

the dirty OLD man. jerry

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...I've got the same problem you have...the outside is still

fairly nice, but other than my mind (which is stuck at... oh...24) my

insides are woeful.

love jerry

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Cheryl & Randy.... Thanks for the wishes ...you also seemed to keep it

in tune, but what do I know I'm tone deaf.

It eans a lot to receive your greetings. I hope all is well with you and

Randy's leg is healing.....can he get thru an airport security detector?

Take care of each other.

love jerry

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Jan..... thanks for the greetings... I always have to stand on my head

to read your posts but it clears my sinuses.( Don't tell the others but

I knew what gobsmacked meant I was trying to have fun at your expense)

But am glad every one rushed to help me) You are a day ahead of me sp

when you read this I'l have sent it yesterday which is your today and my

tomorrow...it's easy. I know you are young at heart as am I because of

your sense of humor and of course those genes.....which by the way I

wear everyday to stay looking young and hip.

Hope your day, (or tomorrow in my case) is painfree and full of

sunshine. BTW...is it still warm down there or is it getting coole since

the sun is working it's way toward me? Take care of yourself.

love jerry

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Carole....thank you my young friend... I am indeed infinitely wiser. It

is amazing what a few years can do. Why I feel like a grizzled old

veteran whose job it is to help rookies learn the game. Now also I can

get all the senior citizen discounts and people will call me sir and

mister and help me cross the street. Young ones such as yourself will

flock to me for sage advice which I will dispense slowly and knowingly

with a twinkle in my eye and a slightly bemused smile at the cornes of

my mouth. When you turn 60 , you are suddenly imbued with the answers to

lifes secrets. I recomend it as a goal for all you puppies out

there....just live a clean, healthy sober life as I did and someday you

may make it.

love jerry

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I just read something somewhere in all this that bad breath is a symtom of IBS.

Maybe we have all these things and the drs just don't want to overwhelm us with

it all!!!! OR Sharon

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Jerry - Can't wait for the warm weather this week end I am in central new york so we

are just like you, bitter freezeing temps, ton's and ton's of snow and last but not

least the great big smile on the heating man's bill!!!!!! Enjoy the weather Jerry,

I plan on getting out and getting some sun. Love & Hug's,

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Where in the central valley...I live in the central valley!

Debby

[ ] Jerry

Hey Jerry!My daughters are going to love the blonde joke - they are both natural blondes - they get it from there dad. People used to ask if I was there stepmom, as they also don't look a lick like me either. Those Italians have strong genes! Lucky for them though, otherwise they wouldn't be as beautiful.Going to the central valley this time. Usually go to LA, but given a falling out with my lightly psychotic mom and totally psychotic sister we wont be a visitin' there any time soon! Going to the in-laws this time. Also going to take the hour trek up to the Sierras to see some old friends one day. Thats always hard, I miss it there so much, makes it hard to go back home. (Probably because I don't think of WA as home, but rather the Sierras.) Right now the ski resort we worked for is still open, so gonna go by and see everyone there. No skiing for me though, they say you have osteoperosis and you tend to steer clear of things like skiing. The thing I am looking forward to the most.......SUN, SUN, OH THAT BEAUTIFUL SUN!!!!!!! Looking upward and letting those wonderful warm rays shine on my face........sorry, slipped into a fantasy there for a sec. Picking up a boat the inlaws are giving us. That will be real nice. We have a sailboat now, my hubby built it himself. (I am so proud!) But I have been the one who missed having a motor boat. Grew up spending every vacation day at the Colorado River water skiing. Have wonderful memories with my dad there. Any way, the central valley isn't exactly my favorite part of California, but it has sunshine and it is vacation, so I am sure it will be a favorite as soon as I get there! Just wish this fatigue would let back up, it's really hindering getting ready. Not to mention my daughter is doing some of the driving, but she isn't comfortable driving in the cities, so she is leaving that up to me. One day I will have to tell you the story of driving her and her boyfriend - in their BRAND NEW CAR - through rush hour traffic in LA. It was worth the look on there faces, not to mention the squeek in their voices! I got to get revenge for all the times I had to nag about their driving habits in my car, it was lovely. Ah, revenge, a parents friend.So, I plan on having a great time. Don't want to get too burnt, but intend on enjoying every ray of sunshine I can get. Maybe I will post a picture for my fellow northwesterners, so they know what it looks like! :)Oh. One more question for ya. Have you ever read any of Tony Robbins books? I have picked one up, and wow what I have learned. Especially about attitude, most specificly positive attitude. I feel like I am learning how to live all over again. I recommend it to anyone here - especially if they are feeling overwhelmed by all this disease tends to throw our way. It is like a huge expanded version of the serenity prayer!Talk to you soon!Love,Carole K

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Jerry,

I worked with a guy a few years back who had been transferred from

Cleveland. I commented on how my husband was not impressed when his

company sent him back there for some NEC class. His response

was " Eh...weve gotten a bad rap ever since the river caught fire. "

He got a real laugh out of this poor girl from the mountains with her

mouth hanging open over the possibility of a river catching fire!

Then there is the fact that my mother is from Menter, and now you

talk about the rubber smell, hmmm...losing its attractiveness.

And hey! Tell that association of yours to quit pickin' on the

bunnies! They were there before you were! We get alot of rabbits

here within the city. As big as this place has gotten, we still have

no shortage of rabbits and squirrels. In the Sierras, it was a

rarety a rabbit would let you catch a glimpse of them, they were good

hiders. But had deer in the yard all of the time. Thats how you

knew it was spring! Had a lovely black bear on my portch one night.

Headed down stairs to the front door (house was built on a

mountainside) with my oldest daughter and our lab, when we got to the

door we were greeted by a very large, and slightly unhappy black

bear. Ran back up to my husband and other daughter and the ding bat

wouldn't beleive me! WE get back to the door and can't see him, but

the dog is making noises like I have never heard him make. We get in

the door quickly, and my husband grabs a spotlight and starts

searching out the windows. And what do his eyes appear? I smacked

him upside the head and told him I wasn't going any where at night

alone again! But I can think of worse things to worry about in my

neighborhood than a bear. Like neighbors who open their upstairs

windows and shoot at the birds just for fun. Of course this grouchy

old lady took care of them! Woops! Getting way off the liver

subject here.

Talk to you soon!

Love,

Carole K

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Jerry.....and this is our creme de la creme private facilities...we're

paying ourselves as hes in too much pain to wait 2/3 years in our public

system to see whats what. We're a tough bunch here we just have to be. Will

let you know Monday evening, your Sunday morning, or is that night with

whats what....BTW weve just finished summer daylight saving so the sun is

heading your way.

Love Jan

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> Jan.... I hope Ian finds some relief, I'm surprised he hasn't seen the

> doc yet....wish hm lick for me...

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> love jerry

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Don't worry...they are trap and release .

one of the bunnies had a lltter in the bush Right by our front walk and

the neighbor's damn cat got all the babies....we aren't supposd to let

our cats run free. We also have ducks who lay eggs sometimes under our

tree....the ducklings are so cute following mom duck around. One of them

swam in our pool. The best pet I ever had may have been a bunny who was

litter trained (more or less ) and follwed me around like a puppy...that

bunny ate god as I shoppe in the veggie section especially for her...she

liked clover and i could let her out in the yard to graze and she would

come running..(.actually.hopping)..when I called her in.

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I know...we are celebrating the vernal equinox here (dancing maidens,

wine etc)...spring arrived at 8:01 Thursday (which is your Friday) the

day had the same amount of daylight as night and they are geting longer

( HEY IF THEY GET LONG ENOUGH MAYBE WE CAN CATCH UP TO YOU GUYS).

Hooray for the sun!

love jerry

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Wow! Is it actually Spring? You wouldn't know that here right now.

Cold and rainy (oooh, big surprise). the only indication of spring

around here is all of my garden seedlings coming up on my kitchen

table. It doesn't warm up soon, I am going to lose them.

MMmmm...sun.....I guess you can take the girl out of California, but

you can't take the California out of the girl. But, hey, if you say

it's spring I am sure it will catch on here soon!

Does anyone know; Is it spring when you can see the northern lights?

I am thinking of going north to see it.

BTW - We do get very long days in summer here, can be light as late

as 9:30/10:00. I guess its Gods way of making up for all the grey

days.

Jerry you leave those dancing maidens alone too!

Carole K

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Jerry - I want to truly thank you for giving me a good laugh when I needed it the most,

you are a riot!! I could see me turning on the computer and their you are in your

underwear LOL!! Jerry what did you mean by ketones I am not sure if thats how you

spell it? Have a great day and remember we love you. Love & Hug's,

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Jan......That's why I'm here..no need to thank me....I'll send you a

bill.

Taking pot pills? That's illegal in the states .......but you fun loving

kiwis.

I hope you have a great weekend too which by this time has already

starte for you but we have to wait a day you lucky guys...always knowing

what's going to happen before we do......sigh.....

My best to Ian ...hope his back is not too bad today (your yesterday)

and take car of yourself too.

That pic of the sunset was just breathtaking.....of course that was

probably our sunrise the day before or the next day or something...but I

don't have a cliff in back of my house....the sun comes up in the east

here it's probably different there...if it is actually the same

sun.....

it's so confusing.

love jerry

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Jerry...yeah its so confusing, I think your confused or is it me as the sun

set two hours before the sunset appeared here which would put it around

Tonga or Fiji or somewhere, Im confused now, or is it you that the confusing

of the confused is confusing. DUH

Love Jan

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> Jan......That's why I'm here..no need to thank me....I'll send you a

> bill.

> Taking pot pills? That's illegal in the states .......but you fun loving

> kiwis.

> I hope you have a great weekend too which by this time has already

> starte for you but we have to wait a day you lucky guys...always knowing

> what's going to happen before we do......sigh.....

> My best to Ian ...hope his back is not too bad today (your yesterday)

> and take car of yourself too.

> That pic of the sunset was just breathtaking.....of course that was

> probably our sunrise the day before or the next day or something...but I

> don't have a cliff in back of my house....the sun comes up in the east

> here it's probably different there...if it is actually the same

> sun.....

> it's so confusing.

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> love jerry

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Lyn,

Stay safe. A co-workers daughter went right through the area that was hit. She said if they had been an hour later leaving the would have been right in the middle of all of the storms.

Thinking of you during all this bad weather.

(Safe and cold here in VA)

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