Re: [MiniGastricBypass]Lane

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I used to view Lane as my best friend. He took care of me when no

one else would. When I needed a Size 28 or 30 dress for my daughter's

wedding, he had one that fit. No one else did. I didn't like it, but it

did fit. When I needed a black dress which would make me look like I

only weighed 275 instead of 300, he had it. He was my friend.I left him

a lot of my paychecks. I was a good friend to him.

Now I have become disloyal to my friend Lane . I no longer want to

visit him. I no longer want to receive his catalog. I want to burn his

catalog as soon as I hit size 22. When I hit size 22, I'm heading for TJ

Maxx big time. They have bigger things, sometimes, but I want to laze in

the 22's. 22 is a great number. I haven't seen it since I was very

young. Fact is, now I'm very old. So 22 is good.

RR is my new best friend. He took care of me when no one else would.

When I needed a Size 28, he said I didn't have to wear that size for

much longer. When I wanted to weight 175 instead of 304 he took care of

me so that it would happen. RR is really my friend.

Things sure do change! When I hit size 22, I'm going to burn my latest,

greatest Lane catalog and kiss polyester good bye! I may even

write to them and tell them not to send me any more catalogs. I may tell

them that I don't need them any more. I'm going to tell them that I

don't need them and that I've been to visit RR.

Flo in land