SAUSAGE BISCUIT REPORT

[Guest guest]

Let me start this report out with a belch.

Today's indulged craving was a Hardy's Sausage Biscuit with a

bag of the hash browns that look like little small round, flat

fried potato nuggets.

I was able to eat two hash browns and about two bites of the

Hardee's biscuit before I began to get the customary

" you're eating too fast, stupid " warning from my stomach.

And it means it. I take warnings from my stomach very

seriously now. It doesn't mess around. I either do

what it says or it'll make me wish I had. We have a close

working relationship now, whereas before surgery, I always

pretty much took my stomach for granted (except for that

nasty bout of food poisoning back in '78.)

So I did slow down. I ate about three more bites over the next

15 minutes (no rants from the peanut gallery. That's slow for

*me*. Your mileage may vary.)

And now I'm sitting here like a bloated cow, a little flushed

and sweating, wishing I'd never thought up the idea of going

to Hardee's at all.

There needs to be a name for that " bloating in your stomach

like a greasy rock dumpling " feeling that fried and fast-foods

cause. " Dumping syndrome " has a name. Bloated rock

syndrome needs a name, too.

I toted up the calories over on dietwatch.com and for this

wretched feeling, I am also being penalized 168 calories for

the 1/4 of a Sausage Biscuit and 46 calories for the *two*

dinky hash browns.

I could have had 6 V-8's, or an entire can of beef vegetable

soup, or 13 popsicles, or just about *anything* I actually

like and I wouldn't be sitting here thinking about sticking

my finger down my throat just to be rid of this junk.

Hardee's Combo Sausage Biscuit Breakfast:

I give it a MINUS 4 stars.

Kind regards,