Words Women Use

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My son, , received this one and sent it on to me...

Read carefully..........

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are

right and you need to shut up. Never use " fine " to describe how a woman

looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your

football game is going to last before you take out the trash,

so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means " something, " and you should be on your toes. " Nothing " is

usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you

inside out, upside down, and backwards. " Nothing " usually signifies an

argument that will last " Five Minutes " and end with 'Fine'

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over

" Nothing " and will end with the word " Fine "

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means " I give up " or " do what you want because I don't care " You

will get a " Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead " in just a few minutes, followed by

" Nothing " and " Fine " and she will talk to you in about " Five Minutes "

when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A " Loud Sigh " means she thinks you are an idiot at

that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you over " Nothing "

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. " Soft Sighs " mean that she

is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay

content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a

man. " That's Okay " means that she wants to think long and hard before

paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. " That's Okay " is often

used with the word " Fine " and in conjunction with a " Raised Eyebrow. "

GO AHEAD

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big

trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the

chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing

whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth,

so be careful and you shouldn't get a " That's Okay "

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from " Thanks. " A woman will say, " Thanks A Lot "

when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended

her in some callous way, and will be followed by the " Loud Sigh. " Be

careful not to ask what is wrong after the " Loud Sigh, " as she will only

tell you " Nothing "

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they

can avoid if they remember the terminology.

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Dori Ownbey... " If I haven't grown up by now, I'm never going to. "