Guest guest Posted June 19, 2000 Report Share Posted June 19, 2000 A man asked his wife, " What would you most like for your birthday? " She replied, " I'd love to be ten again! " On the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early and off they go to a theme park, where he puts her on every ride in the place -- The Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, The Wall of Fear . . . everything there. She staggers out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into Mc's they go, where she's given a Double Big Mac with extra fries. Then off to a cinema to see Star Wars along with popcorn, soda and sweets. At last she staggers home with her husband and collapses in to bed. The husband leans over and says, " Well. dear. What was it like being ten again? " One eye opened and she groaned, " Actually, I meant dress size! " in SC Wanting to start a new life with the help of MGBsurgery by Dr. R If you see someone without a smile, Give them one of yours. If you and I should meet and you forget me, you have lost nothing. If you meet JESUS and you forget him, you will have lost everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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