Guest guest Posted October 17, 2002 Report Share Posted October 17, 2002 So many on this board are from Indiana and the Midwest, I thought I needed to send this message - Poncho The Creation of Indiana Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, " Where have you been? " God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, " Look , look what I've made. " Archangel looked puzzled and said, " What is it? " " It's a planet, " replied God, " and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance. " " Balance? " , inquired , still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, " For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people, " God continued, pointing to different countries. " This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice. " The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, " What's that one? " Ah, " said God. " That's INDIANA, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from INDIANA are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. " gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, " What about balance, God? " " You said there would be balance! " God replied wisely, " Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, & Illinois. Best Wishes, Poncho - GA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 17, 2002 Report Share Posted October 17, 2002 > The Creation of Indiana LOL!!!!! Thanks for the bellylaugh, Poncho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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