Re: Another Toothpaste story

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Vera,

Can I play too? My father is a doctor and he keeps a tooth brush and

paste in his private restroom so that he can brush his teeth between

patients when his mouth feels yucky. Anyway, one day he went in to brush

his teeth, grabbed the toothpaste and started brushing away. Then he notice

that the toothbrush would not move. He had used epoxy instead of

toothpaste. He said he went running through his waiting room, toothbrush

stuck to his teeth into the orthodontist's office next to his... past the

receptionist and the patients all the way back to where the doc was. He

kicked the poor kid that was getting her braces checked out of the chair.

Sat down and started talking as best someone can with an epoxy toothbrush in

their mouth. Doc Guidry had tears running down his face he was laughing so

hard. He finally freed my father from the terrible toothbrush and has never

let him live it down.

Hugs,

Deborah aka Tenacity

Belinda:

I bet I can get you to laugh again. Well it's funny but it's not and I

guess

most of the caregiver's out there who haven't had much sleep may understand

it and not think it was funny or may of done something kind of like it .

Anyway went into brush my teeth last night. Got out my tooth brush,

toothpaste and was brushing away. Started thinking this toothpaste must be

getting old because it taste awful ( a small sample we've had for awhile)

anyway ended up washing my mouth out because of the taste. Then I looked at

the toothpaste I used. Wrong it wasn't toothpaste, it was cortaid someone

put

in where I have my toothbrush and paste. Back of the package said to call

the

poison control in case of accident ingestion, so I tried to find the number

in the phone book, but couldn't find it. So gave up and went to bed. I

hadn't

really ingested it, and I'm here this morning, so I guess I'm ok. I'm I

the

only one who can do these things without really trying or are there other's

out there to?

Only in the life of a caregiver.

Hugs Vera

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Vera,

You are a riot! Thanks for the laughter!

love ya,

Belinda

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[Guest guest]

Deborah

Thanks for the laugh of the day. That's the funniest thing I've heard

in a long time.

Sally

[Guest guest]

Well you all are too much! Could you imagine living with a toothbrush

stuck to your teeth! ROFL! I wasn't feeling to well today but thanks

to you all I am feeling better now. I have always heard laughter was

the best medicine!

lots of love and hugs,

Belinda

> Vera,

>

> Can I play too? My father is a doctor and he keeps a tooth brush

and

> paste in his private restroom so that he can brush his teeth

between

> patients when his mouth feels yucky. Anyway, one day he went in to

brush

> his teeth, grabbed the toothpaste and started brushing away. Then

he notice

> that the toothbrush would not move. He had used epoxy instead of

> toothpaste. He said he went running through his waiting room,

toothbrush

> stuck to his teeth into the orthodontist's office next to his...

past the

> receptionist and the patients all the way back to where the doc

was. He

> kicked the poor kid that was getting her braces checked out of the

chair.

> Sat down and started talking as best someone can with an epoxy

toothbrush in

> their mouth. Doc Guidry had tears running down his face he was

laughing so

> hard. He finally freed my father from the terrible toothbrush and

has never

> let him live it down.

>

> Hugs,

> Deborah aka Tenacity

>

>

>

>

> Belinda:

> I bet I can get you to laugh again. Well it's funny but it's not

and I

> guess

> most of the caregiver's out there who haven't had much sleep may

understand

> it and not think it was funny or may of done something kind of like

it .

> Anyway went into brush my teeth last night. Got out my tooth brush,

> toothpaste and was brushing away. Started thinking this toothpaste

must be

> getting old because it taste awful ( a small sample we've had for

awhile)

> anyway ended up washing my mouth out because of the taste. Then I

looked at

> the toothpaste I used. Wrong it wasn't toothpaste, it was cortaid

someone

> put

> in where I have my toothbrush and paste. Back of the package said

to call

> the

> poison control in case of accident ingestion, so I tried to find

the number

> in the phone book, but couldn't find it. So gave up and went to

bed. I

> hadn't

> really ingested it, and I'm here this morning, so I guess I'm ok.

I'm I

> the

> only one who can do these things without really trying or are there

other's

> out there to?

>

> Only in the life of a caregiver.

> Hugs Vera

> **************************

> Vera,

> You are a riot! Thanks for the laughter!

> love ya,

> Belinda

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[Guest guest]

Sure Deb you can play too.

Your poor father, to have that happen to him with the epoxy and then have to go to the Orthodontist's to take care of it. At least I was able just to wash mine out of my mouth, just had an awful taste for the rest of the day.

Is his Orthodontist still rubbing it in?

Hugs

Vera

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Vera,

Can I play too? My father is a doctor and he keeps a tooth brush and

paste in his private restroom so that he can brush his teeth between

patients when his mouth feels yucky. Anyway, one day he went in to brush

his teeth, grabbed the toothpaste and started brushing away. Then he notice

that the toothbrush would not move. He had used epoxy instead of

toothpaste. He said he went running through his waiting room, toothbrush

stuck to his teeth into the orthodontist's office next to his... past the

receptionist and the patients all the way back to where the doc was. He

kicked the poor kid that was getting her braces checked out of the chair.

Sat down and started talking as best someone can with an epoxy toothbrush in

their mouth. Doc Guidry had tears running down his face he was laughing so

hard. He finally freed my father from the terrible toothbrush and has never

let him live it down.

Hugs,

Deborah aka Tenacity

[Guest guest]

Dear Vera: My story is not toothpaste but Hairspray. Years ago when Bob was well he wanted to see a particular movie. I can't even remember what it was. So we could catch the early show I reached in the closet to get the hairspray and sprayed my hair with Lemon Scented Pledge for dusting. I threw a kerchief over my head and off we went to the movie. I could hear a lady a few aisles away say to her husband -this movie is so realistic I can even smell the lemon trees. As I remember the action was taking place in Italy and sort of in a vineyard. Everyone around agreed. I just ducked down and kept quiet but the air was full of the smell of lemon oil. I can't even use the excuse of caregiving as Bob was still well then.

Take Care, Pat from Framingham MA

[Guest guest]

Hi Pat:

I had to laugh when I read your story of the lemon scented pledge. I guess we've all done something like this at sometime or another.

I think I would of sat right next to you in the movies, I just love the smell of lemons.

Disneyland has a ride in the new California part that takes you into an orange grove and you can smell the oranges.

Thanks for the smile.

hugs Vera

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Dear Vera:

My story is not toothpaste but Hairspray. Years ago when Bob was well he wanted to see a particular movie. I can't even remember what it was. So we could catch the early show I reached in the closet to get the hairspray and sprayed my hair with Lemon Scented Pledge for dusting. I threw a kerchief over my head and off we went to the movie. I could hear a lady a few aisles away say to her husband -this movie is so realistic I can even smell the lemon trees. As I remember the action was taking place in Italy and sort of in a vineyard. Everyone around agreed. I just ducked down and kept quiet but the air was full of the smell of lemon oil. I can't even use the excuse of caregiving as Bob was still well then.

Take Care, Pat from Framingham MA

[Guest guest]

Carol:

So glad that you didn't hold out on us this story. I think it's good for us to laugh at the funny things that have happen to us. It just goes to show us that there is always a bright side to life, silly as they maybe.

Hugs

Vera

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Okay, I guess it's time to confess MY story. This one was not my fault, because I was a kid and it was my mother doing the rushing around, but my mother sprayed my hair with Windex. At the time, it came in a aerosol can (before we know about the damage to the ozone layer) that was the same color as the hairspray can. Needless to say THAT hairdo didn't hold up very well!

Carol

[Guest guest]

Okay, I guess it's time to confess MY story. This one was not my fault, because I was a kid and it was my mother doing the rushing around, but my mother sprayed my hair with Windex. At the time, it came in a aerosol can (before we know about the damage to the ozone layer) that was the same color as the hairspray can. Needless to say THAT hairdo didn't hold up very well!

Carol

Re: Another Toothpaste story

Hi Pat:I had to laugh when I read your story of the lemon scented pledge. I guess we've all done something like this at sometime or another. I think I would of sat right next to you in the movies, I just love the smell of lemons.Disneyland has a ride in the new California part that takes you into an orange grove and you can smell the oranges. Thanks for the smile.hugs Vera**************************8Dear Vera: My story is not toothpaste but Hairspray. Years ago when Bob was well he wanted to see a particular movie. I can't even remember what it was. So we could catch the early show I reached in the closet to get the hairspray and sprayed my hair with Lemon Scented Pledge for dusting. I threw a kerchief over my head and off we went to the movie. I could hear a lady a few aisles away say to her husband -this movie is so realistic I can even smell the lemon trees. As I remember the action was taking place in Italy and sort of in a vineyard. Everyone around agreed. I just ducked down and kept quiet but the air was full of the smell of lemon oil. I can't even use the excuse of caregiving as Bob was still well then. Take Care, Pat from Framingham MA If you do not wish to belong to shydrager, you may unsubscribe by sending a blank email to shydrager-unsubscribe

[Guest guest]

Pat,

My daughter-in-law and I read this together and we couldn't stop

laughing. At least you sprayed your hair with something that everyone

agreed smelled good! heheheehheehe.

God bless,

Belinda

> Dear Vera: My story is not toothpaste but Hairspray. Years ago

when Bob

> was well he wanted to see a particular movie. I can't even

remember what it

> was. So we could catch the early show I reached in the closet to

get the

> hairspray and sprayed my hair with Lemon Scented Pledge for

dusting. I threw

> a kerchief over my head and off we went to the movie. I could hear

a lady a

> few aisles away say to her husband -this movie is so realistic I

can even

> smell the lemon trees. As I remember the action was taking place

in Italy

> and sort of in a vineyard. Everyone around agreed. I just ducked

down and

> kept quiet but the air was full of the smell of lemon oil. I can't

even use

> the excuse of caregiving as Bob was still well then.

> Take Care, Pat

from

> Framingham MA

[Guest guest]

Ok Carol blame it on your mother! hehe Ok, I believe you. At least

your hair was squeaky clean! hehe. I just love these stories.

God bless,

Belinda

> Okay, I guess it's time to confess MY story. This one was not my

fault, because I was a kid and it was my mother doing the rushing

around, but my mother sprayed my hair with Windex. At the time, it

came in a aerosol can (before we know about the damage to the ozone

layer) that was the same color as the hairspray can. Needless to say

THAT hairdo didn't hold up very well!

>

> Carol

> Re: Another Toothpaste story

>

>

> Hi Pat:

> I had to laugh when I read your story of the lemon scented

pledge. I guess we've all done something like this at sometime or

another.

> I think I would of sat right next to you in the movies, I just

love the smell of lemons.

>

> Disneyland has a ride in the new California part that takes you

into an orange grove and you can smell the oranges.

>

> Thanks for the smile.

>

> hugs Vera

> **************************8

> Dear Vera:

> My story is not toothpaste but Hairspray. Years ago when Bob was

well he wanted to see a particular movie. I can't even remember what

it was. So we could catch the early show I reached in the closet to

get the hairspray and sprayed my hair with Lemon Scented Pledge for

dusting. I threw a kerchief over my head and off we went to the

movie. I could hear a lady a few aisles away say to her husband -

this movie is so realistic I can even smell the lemon trees. As I

remember the action was taking place in Italy and sort of in a

vineyard. Everyone around agreed. I just ducked down and kept quiet

but the air was full of the smell of lemon oil. I can't even use the

excuse of caregiving as Bob was still well then.

> Take Care,

Pat from Framingham MA

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