Fw: Humor

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> >An attorney was having an affair with his secretary.

> > > > > Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting

> > > > > his wife to know, he gave the secretary a sum of money and asked

her

> >to

> > > > > go to Italy and have the baby there.

> > > > >

> > > > > " But how will I let you know the baby is born? " she asked.

> > > > > He replied, " Just send me a postcard and write " spaghetti " on the

> >back.

> > > > > I'll take care of the child's expenses. "

> > > > >

> > > > > Not knowing what else to do, the secretary took the money and

> > > > > flew to Italy.

> > > > >

> > > > > Six months went by and then one day the attorney's wife called

> > > > > him at the office and explained, " Dear, you received a very

strange

> > > > > postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand

what

> >it

> > > > > means. "

> > > > >

> > > > > The attorney said, " Just wait until I get home, and I will explain

> > > > > it to you. "

> > > > >

> > > > > Later that evening the attorney came home, read the postcard,

> > > > > fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics arrived and took

> >him

> > > > > to the ER.

> > > > >

> > > > > The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what

> > > > > trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So, the wife picked up

> >the

> > > > > card and read:

> > > > >

> > > > > " Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and

> > > > > meatballs, two without. "

> > > > >

> > > > >

> >

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Judee, funny, funny, very funny and very funny! No wonder the guy had a

heart attack! Love, Judy