Blond strikes back

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BLONDE STRIKES BACK!

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan

officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and

needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some

kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a

new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the

bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to

accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and

its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a

$250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of

the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground

garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the

interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, " Miss, we are

very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked

out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we

checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What

puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000? "

The blond replies, " Where else in New York City can I park my car for

two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return? "