Guest guest Posted May 18, 2001 Report Share Posted May 18, 2001 Over Breakfast " Oh my goodness, " sighed Anne one morning, " I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone! " Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, " I'm not surprised, you've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years! " Meet The Fiancé After brought home her fiancé to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him. " What are your plans? " he asked ph. " I'm a scholar of the Torah, " ph replied. " Well, that's admirable, " 's father replied. " But what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter? " " I will study, and God will surely provide for us, " ph explained. " And how will you buy her a nice engagement ring? " " I will study hard, and God will provide for us. " " And children? " asked the father. " How will you support children? " " Don't worry, sir, God will provide, " replied the fiancé. The conversation continued in much the same fashion. After ph and had left, her mother asked her father what he found out. The father answered, " Well, he has no job and no plans, but the good news is that he thinks I'm God. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 24, 2001 Report Share Posted May 24, 2001 In a message dated 05/18/2001 9:35:39 PM Central Daylight Time, dkowalec@... writes: << I'm not surprised, you've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years! " >> OK, Dan, who told you?? If they olny realized how valuable a piece of my mind is! Thanks! Love, Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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