Guest guest Posted May 21, 2001 Report Share Posted May 21, 2001 A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. > > > > " Mommy, " the little girl asks, " how old are you? " > > > > " Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, " mother warns. " It is > > >not polite. " > > > > " OK, " the little girl says, " how much do you weigh? " > > > > " Now really, " the mother says, " these are personal questions and are > really one of your business. " > > > >Undaunted, the little girl asks, " Why did you and daddy divorce? " > > > > " That is enough questions, honestly! " The exasperated mother walks away > as the two friends begin to play. > > > > " My Mom wouldn't tell me anything, " the little girl says to her friend. > > > > " Well, " said the friend, " all you need to do is look at her drivers > license. > >It is like a report card, it has everything on it. " > > > >Later that night the little girl says to her mother, " I know how old > you are, you are 32. " > > > >The mother is surprised and asks, " How did you find that out? " > > > > " I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. " > > > >The mother is past surprise and shock now. " How in heavens name did you > find > >that out? " > > > > " And, " the little girl says triumphantly, " I know why you and daddy got a > >divorce. > > > > " Oh really? " the mother asks. " Why? " > > > > " Because you got an F in sex. " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 29, 2001 Report Share Posted May 29, 2001 In a message dated 05/21/2001 9:42:15 AM Central Daylight Time, godave@... writes: << Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Marilyn, that's precious! Thanks for the out loud laugh! Love, Judy > > >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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