Guest guest Posted May 22, 2001 Report Share Posted May 22, 2001 > >2 TOUGH QUESTIONS > >Question 1: A woman is pregnant and already >has 8 children, 3 are blind, 2 are deaf, >and she has Syphilis. Would you >recommend that she have an abortion? > > >Question 2: It is time to elect a new >world leader, and your vote counts. >Here are the facts about the three >leading candidates: > >Candidate A: Associates with crooked >politicians, and consults with >Astrologers. He's had two mistresses. >He also chain smokes and drinks >8 to 10 martinis a day. > >Candidate B: He was kicked out of office >twice, sleeps until noon, used opium >in college and drinks a quart of >whiskey every evening. > >Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. >He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, >drinks an occasional beer and >hasn't had any extramarital affairs. > >Which of these candidates would be your >choice? >Decide first, no peeking, then scroll >down for the answer. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Candidate A is lin D. Roosevelt >>Candidate B is Winston Churchill >>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler >> >>And by the way: Answer to the abortion >>question if you said yes, you >>just killed Beethoven. >> >>Pretty interesting isn't it. Makes a >>person think before judging someone. > >>Remember amateurs built the ark >>Professionals built the Titanic. > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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