Guest guest Posted May 23, 2001 Report Share Posted May 23, 2001 Don't Lie To Your Mom invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful 's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, volunteered, " I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, and I are just roommates. " About a week later, came to and said, " Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you? " said, " Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote: " Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, " Several days later, received a letter from his mother which read: " Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with , and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with . But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 31, 2001 Report Share Posted May 31, 2001 In a message dated 05/23/2001 11:59:38 PM Central Daylight Time, RCColloran@... writes: << on't Lie To Your Mom , that is just too funny! Mom always knows the truth! Thanks for the laugh! Love, Judy >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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