Here's your sign! (OT)

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Hope you all don't mind a little chuckle. Nowadays....I'll take all I can

get. This is from a cyber friend of mine in Australia.....so the lingo is

just a little different, but I think you'll get the gist of it )

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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, " I'm Stupid. "

That way you wouldn't rely on them. Would you? You wouldn't ask them

anything. It would be like, " Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see your

sign. "

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there

was a Ridgeways truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says

" Hey, you moving? " " Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to

see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign. "

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled his

boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big whiting and this idiot on the ramp

goes, " Hey, you catch all them fish? " " Nope. Talked 'em into giving up.

Here's your sign. "

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was

a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.

" Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you

to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite

you. " " Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it " .

Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a gas station. The

attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,

" Tyre go flat? " I couldn't resist. I said, Nope. I was driving around and

those other three just swelled up on me.

" Here's your sign. "

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the

house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the

house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then

says, " Shit, that's hot! " See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have

stopped him.

" Here's your sign. "

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you

know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't

get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a

local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic

questioning. OK no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a

sign until he asked, " So, is your truck stuck? " I couldn't help myself! I

looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said " no I'm

delivering' a bridge... here's your sign. "

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said " Are

you still here? " I replied, " No. I left about 10 minutes ago.

" Here's your sign. "

Anybody you know need a sign today?