Kid's say the Darndest Things

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<< A mother is driving a little girl to her friends house

for a play date.

" Mommy, " the little girl asks, " how old are you? "

" Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, "

the mother replied. " It's not polite. "

" OK, " the little girl says, " How much do you weigh? "

" Now really, " the mother says, " those are personal

questions and are really none of your business. "

Undaunted, the little girl asks, " Why did you and Daddy

get a divorce? "

" That is enough questions, little girl, honestly! " The

exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin

to play.

" My Mom won't tell me anything about her, " the little

girl says to her friend.

" Well, " says the friend, " all you need to do is look at

her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has

everything on it. "

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, " I

know how old you are, you are 32. "

The mother is surprised and asks, " How did you find

that out? "

" I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. "

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. " How in

heavens name did you find that out? "

" And, " the little girl says triumphantly, " I know why

you and daddy got a divorce. "

" Oh really? " the mother asks. " Why? "

" Because you got an F in sex. "