Statues (JOKE)

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Two statues in a city park, one female and one male, had faced each other

for many years. One morning, an angel appeared and told the statues, " Since

you have both brought enjoyment to many people for years, I'm giving you

your greatest wish and bringing you to life for 30 minutes. In that time

you

may do whatever you like. " And the statues came to life.

Smiling at each other, they ran toward a stand of trees and dove behind a

couple of bushes. The angel smiled as she listened to them giggling and

rustling in the grass. After 15 minutes, the statues emerged from the

bushes, smiling and happy. The angel was puzzled. " You still have 15

minutes. Would you like to continue? "

The male statue looked at the female and asked, " Do you want to do it

again? "

" Oh, yes! " the female statue said. " But this time YOU hold the pigeon down

and I'LL poop on its head! "

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Good one Dan!

Sandy

Subject: Statues (JOKE)

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> Two statues in a city park, one female and one male, had faced each other

> for many years. One morning, an angel appeared and told the statues,

" Since

> you have both brought enjoyment to many people for years, I'm giving you

> your greatest wish and bringing you to life for 30 minutes. In that time

> you

> may do whatever you like. " And the statues came to life.

> Smiling at each other, they ran toward a stand of trees and dove behind a

> couple of bushes. The angel smiled as she listened to them giggling and

> rustling in the grass. After 15 minutes, the statues emerged from the

> bushes, smiling and happy. The angel was puzzled. " You still have 15

> minutes. Would you like to continue? "

> The male statue looked at the female and asked, " Do you want to do it

> again? "

>

> " Oh, yes! " the female statue said. " But this time YOU hold the pigeon down

> and I'LL poop on its head! "

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In a message dated 05/29/2001 5:53:56 PM Central Daylight Time,

dkowalec@... writes:

<< Two statues in a city park, one female and one male, had faced each other

for many years >>

I suppose it's all a matter of perspective! Very cute, thanks! Love, Judy