Today's Laugh

[Guest guest]

Three men stood by the Golden Gate and St. said, " Sorry, we're all

filled up so only one of you can come into heaven. So, out of you three,

the

one who had the most tragic death of all may enter and the rest of you had

better put on some sunscreen.

The first man spoke, " Well I am a newlywed and I tend to get jealous of my

wife and her male friends, so I forbid her to see any of them while I was

at

work. But today I came home early and saw two wine glasses on the coffee

table and when I asked my wife what was going on, she blushed and was

silent. I searched the entire house for her male friend and finally I

spotted someone's hands grasping the railing on our balcony. In a fit of

rage I stomped on the hands until the rascal fell 15 stories down into the

BFI bin below. When I realized he was still alive, I unhooked my fridge and

threw it over the railing. In the process of doing this, I had a heart

attack. "

St. replied, " Wow, that's too bad. Next? "

The second man began to speak, " I am a window washer and I was minding my

own business and washing the 17th story windows at an apartment when my

safety rope snapped and I began to fall. I reached out and in a stroke of

luck, grabbed onto a balcony railing on the 15th story. I was trying to

catch my breath and waited for someone to rescue me when some lunatic

started to stomp on my hands until I lost my grip and fell into the BFI bin

below. I opened my eyes in disbelief only to see a fridge come crashing

down

onto my head. "

St. replied, " My, my... that is bad. Next? "

The third man spoke last, " Well, I was hiding in the fridge when... "