Re: bowling t's/ poopie topic/ back pain, what a combo

December 11, 2002

Bowling t-shirts, blouses or shirts

Okay, I would like to make pink bowling shirts for all us bowlers on grad

list, they would have a big GB on theback in Coca-Cola kind of lettering, you

know with a swash underneath? And everyone who asks, we can say it stands for

GIRL BOWLER, but secretly, we know it stand for Gastric Bypass !!!! Oooooh, I

can hardly wait, I have bowled four times now.

1st game. 40 my five year old g'son did better than I

2. 38 I got nervous

3. 90 getting the hang of it

4. 149 I don't know what happened here, everyone's eyes were bugging out

5. ? go again tomorrow, prob go back to 38 again (grin) but I do not care too

much; it is so fun!

Second topic: poopie (I always cracked up when Ann Margaret sang that song

sha-poopie)

I can't tell you how MANY people wrote privately really funny and dear

letters about this poopie topic, and wanted to know how to make theirs small

in diameter.

According to my two charges who I called today and gave the info to,

Invaluable was the advice about flushing more than once. And not using tp

right away. That was greatly better apparently. (reminds me of the person who

told us this miraculous way of taking big pills, by tipping head forward on

the swallow instead of back--it works perfectly for most, but wait, let's not

get our orifices mixed up here---who told that joke? one old man said to the

other old man, Why do you have that anal suppository sticking out of your

ear? Oh, oh, said the other old guy, Now I know why I can't hear you so good.

hahahahaha Okay, enough of that. )

Anyway, other people suggested drinking even more water to make sure

everything stays soft, and that seems like good advice. And that is the

advice so far to share with you.

Someone asked me how they can have a 'movement' every day instead of every

2nd or third day. I asked about fiber and they seem to have more than enough

every day. Any ideas?

Third topic: back pain

I can't thank you enough for telling me about how a panni or tt or

abdominoplasty helped your back. I am extra extra chicken abut surgery. i

have not had one for almost a year now, and that was three major crises

surgeries after GB way back in early 2000. But my tailbone esp and my hips

and my back are in a world of hurt. The bowling actually helps, I think

stretches things out too. But it is this constant throb-ache deep. I dont

know what I am going to do. I need a mommyangel to hold my big paw through

anymore surgery. Just think of chewbacca having a tt, that's me. Howling like

a big wookie before anybody even does anything (grin)

Anyway, thank you all for your affirmation that maybe just maybe not carrying

around this deflated medicine ball on the front might help the pitiful back.

(You know, I do not know what the tops of my thighs look like sitting down

since probably, hmmm age 12? but i looked last night---imagine me lifting the

heavy tablecloth up and peeking over the top of it. I just have two

questions, how did the front bootybag get so plump and if you have a tt, then

what are you going to do with thighs that you can now see look like pudding

without a bowl around them? grin?

love,

ceep G-MOM

December 11, 2002

In a message dated 12/11/2002 7:48:25 PM Eastern Standard Time,

lacorona@... writes:

> Anyway, other people suggested drinking even more water to make sure

> everything stays soft

The problem is, they are not hard. I take plenty of fiber, plenty of water.

There is probably something with our colons. Maybe relaxed or stretched??

Don't we have any medical types out there with opinions. What happened to

doc.

Fay Bayuk

300/178 10/23/01

December 11, 2002

Ceep......wanted to share something with you. Both my hubby and I used to

suffer horrible lower back and hip pain! A couple of summers ago a

therapist showed us a good stretch for it! It is a stretch for the

" sciatic " .....but man did it work wonders. This is what you do:

lie on your back knees bent

take your left leg and place the ankle on the right knee (so your left leg

is at a 45 degree angle)

raise your right leg,keeping the leg at a 90 degree angle

stretch as far into your chest as possible...you will really feel it stretch

the sciatica nerve in the middle of your butt.

Do this 3 or 4 times for about 10 seconds each leg!!

It feels sooooooo awesome. It is a really good idea to do it before

bowling.......if I forget at home I kinda do a sitting down version at the

lane!! Bowling is tough on the sciatica and hip area......this REALLY

helps!! Oh yeah....and about the people who want to have a movement

everyday.....the stool softeners will really help with that too.........the

bottle says to take 3 to get things moving and then 1 to 2 for maintenance.

My doc also said that they are OK for daily use. HTH P.

Re: bowling t's/ poopie topic/ back pain, what a

combo

> Bowling t-shirts, blouses or shirts

> Okay, I would like to make pink bowling shirts for all us bowlers on grad

> list, they would have a big GB on theback in Coca-Cola kind of lettering,

you

> know with a swash underneath? And everyone who asks, we can say it stands

for

> GIRL BOWLER, but secretly, we know it stand for Gastric Bypass !!!!

Oooooh, I

> can hardly wait, I have bowled four times now.

> 1st game. 40 my five year old g'son did better than I

> 2. 38 I got nervous

> 3. 90 getting the hang of it

> 4. 149 I don't know what happened here, everyone's eyes were bugging out

> 5. ? go again tomorrow, prob go back to 38 again (grin) but I do not care

too

> much; it is so fun!

>

> Second topic: poopie (I always cracked up when Ann Margaret sang that

song

> sha-poopie)

> I can't tell you how MANY people wrote privately really funny and dear

> letters about this poopie topic, and wanted to know how to make theirs

small

> in diameter.

> According to my two charges who I called today and gave the info to,

> Invaluable was the advice about flushing more than once. And not using tp

> right away. That was greatly better apparently. (reminds me of the person

who

> told us this miraculous way of taking big pills, by tipping head forward

on

> the swallow instead of back--it works perfectly for most, but wait, let's

not

> get our orifices mixed up here---who told that joke? one old man said to

the

> other old man, Why do you have that anal suppository sticking out of your

> ear? Oh, oh, said the other old guy, Now I know why I can't hear you so

good.

> hahahahaha Okay, enough of that. )

> Anyway, other people suggested drinking even more water to make sure

> everything stays soft, and that seems like good advice. And that is the

> advice so far to share with you.

> Someone asked me how they can have a 'movement' every day instead of every

> 2nd or third day. I asked about fiber and they seem to have more than

enough

> every day. Any ideas?

>

> Third topic: back pain

> I can't thank you enough for telling me about how a panni or tt or

> abdominoplasty helped your back. I am extra extra chicken abut surgery. i

> have not had one for almost a year now, and that was three major crises

> surgeries after GB way back in early 2000. But my tailbone esp and my hips

> and my back are in a world of hurt. The bowling actually helps, I think

> stretches things out too. But it is this constant throb-ache deep. I dont

> know what I am going to do. I need a mommyangel to hold my big paw through

> anymore surgery. Just think of chewbacca having a tt, that's me. Howling

like

> a big wookie before anybody even does anything (grin)

>

> Anyway, thank you all for your affirmation that maybe just maybe not

carrying

> around this deflated medicine ball on the front might help the pitiful

back.

> (You know, I do not know what the tops of my thighs look like sitting down

> since probably, hmmm age 12? but i looked last night---imagine me lifting

the

> heavy tablecloth up and peeking over the top of it. I just have two

> questions, how did the front bootybag get so plump and if you have a tt,

then

> what are you going to do with thighs that you can now see look like

pudding

> without a bowl around them? grin?

>

> love,

> ceep G-MOM

>

> Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Graduate-OSSG

>

> Unsubscribe: mailto:Graduate-OSSG-unsubscribe

>

December 12, 2002

In a message dated 12/12/2002 5:44:45 AM Eastern Standard Time,

nanpug@... writes:

> Oh yeah....and about the people who want to have a movement

> everyday.....the stool softeners will really help with that too.........the

> bottle says to take 3 to get things moving and then 1 to 2 for maintenance.

> My doc also said that they are OK for daily use. HTH P.

> **********************************

, what's the brand name of this stuff, and where do you get it? I use

peri-colace, but it says to be careful about getting addicted. I guess it's

also a laxative. I also drink at least 1 metamuncil a day. And, even then,

sometimes it's every other day, and worse case scenario, 3 days. I'm sure it

would help if I drank more water, but I just can't seem to get those fluids

in.

in NJ

December 12, 2002

In a message dated 12/12/2002 5:44:45 AM Eastern Standard Time,

vitalady@... writes:

> Yes. They float because we're malabsorbing fats/oils (to a degree). Not

> everyone's float, however. They once told me sinkers were a sign of SLD.

> Haha. Hardly true in my case, since a floater is something worth notifying

> the news media in my case.

********************************

LOL Me, too. And we've both had before and afters to compare. After SLD?

Still the 3-flush method.

in NJ

December 12, 2002

Something I read today about cystic fibrosis rang a little bell in my head...

" The pancreatic ducts become blocked, pancreatic enzymes become deficient, and

as a result, the child cannot digest fats and proteins properly. Undigested

material is excreted in stools that are large, bulky, foul-smelling, pale and

fatty. " Substitute late mixing of pancreatic enzymes with food (after the Y

junction in an RNY) and subsequent poor digestion of fats and proteins, and

maybe there we are. Does this make sense to anyone else? Does anyone have the

scientific background to (I'm soooo sorry, but I can't resist) tell me that I'm

full of shit, or am I on to something here? LOL

Z

Open RNY 09/17/01

310/128/125

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From: fbayuk@...

Sent: Wed 12/11/2002 11:45 PM

To: Lacorona@...; Graduate-OSSG

Subject: Re: Re: bowling t's/ poopie topic/ back pain, what a

combo

In a message dated 12/11/2002 7:48:25 PM Eastern Standard Time,

lacorona@... writes:

> Anyway, other people suggested drinking even more water to make sure

> everything stays soft

The problem is, they are not hard. I take plenty of fiber, plenty of water.

There is probably something with our colons. Maybe relaxed or stretched??

Don't we have any medical types out there with opinions. What happened to

doc.

Fay Bayuk

300/178 10/23/01

December 12, 2002

Yes. They float because we're malabsorbing fats/oils (to a degree). Not

everyone's float, however. They once told me sinkers were a sign of SLD.

Haha. Hardly true in my case, since a floater is something worth notifying

the news media in my case.

Thanks,

Vitalady T

www.vitalady.com

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Re: Re: bowling t's/ poopie topic/ back pain,

what a combo

>

> In a message dated 12/11/2002 7:48:25 PM Eastern Standard Time,

> lacorona@... writes:

>

> > Anyway, other people suggested drinking even more water to make sure

> > everything stays soft

>

> The problem is, they are not hard. I take plenty of fiber, plenty of

water.

> There is probably something with our colons. Maybe relaxed or stretched??

> Don't we have any medical types out there with opinions. What happened to

> doc.

>

> Fay Bayuk

> 300/178 10/23/01

>

> Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Graduate-OSSG

>

> Unsubscribe: mailto:Graduate-OSSG-unsubscribe

>

December 12, 2002

There is hypertrophy, in which the common channel tries to make up for it

not being a jejunum.

Thanks,

Vitalady T

www.vitalady.com

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Re: Re: bowling t's/ poopie topic/ back pain, what

a combo

> In a message dated 12/11/2002 7:48:25 PM Eastern Standard Time,

> lacorona@... writes:

>

> > Anyway, other people suggested drinking even more water to make sure

> > everything stays soft

>

> The problem is, they are not hard. I take plenty of fiber, plenty of

water.

> There is probably something with our colons. Maybe relaxed or stretched??

> Don't we have any medical types out there with opinions. What happened to

> doc.

>

> Fay Bayuk

> 300/178 10/23/01

>

December 12, 2002

Ceep,

That's why God made spandex undergarmets.

lol

Margie

RNY 9/7/01

252/137ish