Guest guest Posted June 5, 2001 Report Share Posted June 5, 2001 A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single frozen dinner The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, " Single, huh? " The girl smiles sheepishly and flirtingly replies, " How'd you guess? " He says, " Because you're ugly. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, " Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again. " To which the gent! leman said, " Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times! " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change. " You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore. " " I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, " Tom replied. " I haven't had a single qualm since. " " A thousand a week! " said Doug. " How are you going to pay him? " " That's his problem. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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