Guest guest Posted June 8, 2001 Report Share Posted June 8, 2001 Long ago there lived a brave seafarer named Captain Bravo. He was a > courageous man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while > sailing the seven seas, lookout spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became > frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, " Bring me my red shirt! " > > The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and, after > donning the shirt, the captain led his crew into battle and defeated > the Pirates. > > Later on, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The > captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the > pirates. > > That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's > triumphs, and one of them asked the captain: " Sir, why did you call for > your red shirt before each battle? " > > The captain replied: " If I am wounded in the attack, my crew won't notice > my bleeding and will continue to fight, unafraid. " All > of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of their captain. > > As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but > TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared at the captain > and waited for his usual request. > > Captain Bravo calmly shouted: " Bring me my brown pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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