Guest guest Posted June 13, 2001 Report Share Posted June 13, 2001 >A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade. > >The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. > > " You need to use 'big people' words " , she would always remind them. She > >asked what she had done over the weekend. " I went to visit my Nana. " > > " No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER, said the teacher. Use big people > >words! " > >She then asked Joey what he had done. " I took a ride on a choo-choo. " She > >said, " No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words. " > >She then asked Eddie what he had done. " I read a book " , he replied. " That's > >wonderful " , the teacher said. " What book did you read? " Eddie thought about > >it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, " Winnie the SHIT. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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