Guest guest Posted June 13, 2001 Report Share Posted June 13, 2001 Dan, thanks again for the laugh.!!! Always appreciate your posts no matter what they are. Hope you are having a great day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2001 Report Share Posted June 13, 2001 YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE MATH ! >A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: > >Dear Wife: >You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have >certain needs >which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am >otherwise happy with >you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be >hurt or offended >to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I >will be at the >Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. >I'll be home before >midnight. >-Your Husband > >When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter >waiting for him >that read as follows: > >Dear Husband: >You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive >this letter, I >will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old >pool boy. >Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you >can easily >appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more >times than 54 goes >into 18. Don't wait up. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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