Guest guest Posted June 14, 2001 Report Share Posted June 14, 2001 " The Want Ad Respondent " ________________________________________________________________ A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, " Who are you and what do you want? " " Hi, " said the man " Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away. " The old woman asked, " What makes you think you're so great in bed? " To which he replied, " I rang the doorbell, didn't I? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 14, 2001 Report Share Posted June 14, 2001 dan this is the best one yet, i laughed out loud. loved it. dawn --- dkowalec@... wrote: > > " The Want Ad Respondent " > ________________________________________________________________ > > A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another > man in her life, so > she placed a personal ad that read: > > RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE > WITH THE FOLLOWING > QUALIFICATIONS: > > 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP > 2. WON'T RUN AWAY > 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED > > For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her > doorbell was > ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all > to no avail. None of > the men seemed to meet her qualifications. > > Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened > the door to find a > man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome > mat. Perplexed, she > asked, " Who are you and what do you want? " > > " Hi, " said the man " Your search is over, for I am > the man of your > dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and > I've got no legs, > so I can't run away. " > > The old woman asked, " What makes you think you're so > great in bed? " > > To which he replied, " I rang the doorbell, didn't > I? " > > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 14, 2001 Report Share Posted June 14, 2001 Cute joke - I loved it. --- dkowalec@... wrote: > > " The Want Ad Respondent " > ________________________________________________________________ > > A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another > man in her life, so > she placed a personal ad that read: > > RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE > WITH THE FOLLOWING > QUALIFICATIONS: > > 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP > 2. WON'T RUN AWAY > 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED > > For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her > doorbell was > ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all > to no avail. None of > the men seemed to meet her qualifications. > > Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened > the door to find a > man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome > mat. Perplexed, she > asked, " Who are you and what do you want? " > > " Hi, " said the man " Your search is over, for I am > the man of your > dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and > I've got no legs, > so I can't run away. " > > The old woman asked, " What makes you think you're so > great in bed? " > > To which he replied, " I rang the doorbell, didn't > I? " > > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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