Fw: SELF EVALUATION

[Guest guest]

I am the life of the party.....even when it lasts until 8 PM.

I am very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

I am usually interested in going home before I get to where I am

going.

I am good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, Beano,

or antacid.

I am the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I am awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I am smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

I am very good at telling stories.....over and over and over.

I am aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as

mine.

I am so cared for: long term care, eye care, private care, dental

care.

I am not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children,

politicians.

I am positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired.

I am sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I am wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I am having trouble remembering simple words like........

I am now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.

I am realizing that aging is not for sissies...

I am anti-everything now; anti-fat, antismoke, anti-noise,

anti-inflammatory.

I am walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

I am going to reveal what goes on behind closed

doors......absolutely nothing!

I am sure they are making adults much younger these days.

I am in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CDs, IRAs, AARP.

I am wondering if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be

alive at 150?

I am supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes, and

raisins.

I am a walking storeroom of facts......I've just lost the storeroom.

I am a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!!!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I would send it to

many more! You didn't send it, did you?