The Bridge

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Subject: The Bridge

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> > > A man walking along a California beach was deep

> in prayer. All of a

> > > sudden, he said out loud, " Lord, grant me one

> wish. " Suddenly the

> > > sky clouded above his head and in a booming

> voice the Lord said,

> > > " Because you have tried to be faithful to me in

> all ways, I will grant

> you

> > > one wish. " The man said, " Build a bridge to

> Hawaii so I can drive over

> > > anytime I want to. " The Lord said, " Your

> request is very materialistic.

> > > Besides, think of the logistics of that kind of

> undertaking, the

> supports

> > > required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, the

> concrete and steel it

> > > would take. I can do it, but it's hard for me

> to justify your desire

> for

> > > worldly things. Take a little more time and

> think of another wish, a

> > > wish you think would honor and glorify me. "

> > > The man thought about it for a long time.

> Finally he said, " Lord, I

> wish

> > > I could understand women. I want to know how

> they feel inside,

> > > what they are thinking when they give me the

> silent treatment, why they

> > > cry, what they mean when they say nothing, and

> how I can make a

> > > woman truly happy. "

> > > After a few minutes God said, " You want two

> lanes or

> > > four on that bridge? "

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