Guest guest Posted June 19, 2001 Report Share Posted June 19, 2001 SEX PROBLEMS A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, " Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex? " " Well, yes, I did once. " " Well, how did he look? " " Very angry. " At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, " Well, that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time? " " He was looking through the window at me. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A nursing home resident, suffering from dementia, decided to shed all of her clothes and " streak. " She passed two male residents sitting in their wheel chairs in the hallway. The first male asked the second, " Who was that? " Second man: " I THINK it was 'Miss Rita.' " First man: " Well, what was that she had on? " Second man: " I don't know, but it sure needed ironing. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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