Re: Dreading people's reactions to weight loss . . .CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID IT

[Guest guest]

OMG.....We were out at a Christmas Party, and sure enough, one of " those " people

you really don't want to see, even if I was wearing one of my size 6

outfits.....like I said she was just one of those 'gossip', gossip,,,,and oh by

the way did I mention gossip?? Well, I think it was the first time I have seen

the woman speechless!!! TOTALLY and what did I say to get that 'oh so wonderful

reaction???

Here is the scene,,,we haven't seen each other for 2 years,,,I am down 130

pounds, just hovering over my goal weight....she came right for me and

said.... " WOW look at you, and JUST how did you manage to accomplish this kind of

weight loss??? I demand to know RIGHT NOW........ The woman was clearly trying

to make me look/feel uncomfortable...HAHA...didn't work.

I paused, hummed and hawed, and then said " Ya know, I had the more horrible case

of hemorrhoids and couldn't sit down for a very long time without much pain, so

I burned lots of excess fat then....Well, her face is redder than Santa's

suit!!! I got 3 complements as to " handling " this obnoxious

woman......hemorrhoids....who would have thought hemorrhoids LOL.....I am still

chuckling even as I type this.....oh yes, I didn't even crack a smile.....kept

my poker face and the tables were turned back to her instantly!! I got my

Christmas present early.....Merry Christmas everyone.

KJ

[Guest guest]

I LOVE it.......absolutely LOVE it.......I am always trying to come up with

these things....... P.

Re: Dreading people's reactions to weight loss . .

..CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID IT

> OMG.....We were out at a Christmas Party, and sure enough, one of " those "

people you really don't want to see, even if I was wearing one of my size 6

outfits.....like I said she was just one of those 'gossip', gossip,,,,and oh

by the way did I mention gossip?? Well, I think it was the first time I

have seen the woman speechless!!! TOTALLY and what did I say to get that 'oh

so wonderful reaction???

>

> Here is the scene,,,we haven't seen each other for 2 years,,,I am down 130

pounds, just hovering over my goal weight....she came right for me and

said.... " WOW look at you, and JUST how did you manage to accomplish this

kind of weight loss??? I demand to know RIGHT NOW........ The woman was

clearly trying to make me look/feel uncomfortable...HAHA...didn't work.

>

> I paused, hummed and hawed, and then said " Ya know, I had the more

horrible case of hemorrhoids and couldn't sit down for a very long time

without much pain, so I burned lots of excess fat then....Well, her face is

redder than Santa's suit!!! I got 3 complements as to " handling " this

obnoxious woman......hemorrhoids....who would have thought hemorrhoids

LOL.....I am still chuckling even as I type this.....oh yes, I didn't even

crack a smile.....kept my poker face and the tables were turned back to her

instantly!! I got my Christmas present early.....Merry Christmas everyone.

>

> KJ

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 12/22/2002 9:48:18 AM Eastern Standard Time,

klm403@... writes:

> I paused, hummed and hawed, and then said " Ya know, I had the more horrible

> case of hemorrhoids and couldn't sit down for a very long time without much

> pain, so I burned lots of excess fat then....Well, her face is redder than

> Santa's suit!!! I got 3 complements as to " handling " this obnoxious

> woman......hemorrhoids....who would have thought hemorrhoids LOL.....

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ROFLMAO!!! Excellent!

in NJ

[Guest guest]

I love the Hemmhroids excuse!! How creative. I always want to tell

people that I have had an incurable case of intestinal worms......

> OMG.....We were out at a Christmas Party, and sure enough, one

of " those " people you really don't want to see, even if I was

wearing one of my size 6 outfits.....like I said she was just one of

those 'gossip', gossip,,,,and oh by the way did I mention gossip??

Well, I think it was the first time I have seen the woman

speechless!!! TOTALLY and what did I say to get that 'oh so

wonderful reaction???

>

> Here is the scene,,,we haven't seen each other for 2 years,,,I am

down 130 pounds, just hovering over my goal weight....she came right

for me and said.... " WOW look at you, and JUST how did you manage to

accomplish this kind of weight loss??? I demand to know RIGHT

NOW........ The woman was clearly trying to make me look/feel

uncomfortable...HAHA...didn't work.

>

> I paused, hummed and hawed, and then said " Ya know, I had the more

horrible case of hemorrhoids and couldn't sit down for a very long

time without much pain, so I burned lots of excess fat then....Well,

her face is redder than Santa's suit!!! I got 3 complements as

to " handling " this obnoxious woman......hemorrhoids....who would

have thought hemorrhoids LOL.....I am still chuckling even as I type

this.....oh yes, I didn't even crack a smile.....kept my poker face

and the tables were turned back to her instantly!! I got my

Christmas present early.....Merry Christmas everyone.

>

> KJ

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

> OMG.....We were out at a Christmas Party, and sure enough, one

of " those " people you really don't want to see, even if I was wearing

one of my size 6 outfits.....like I said she was just one of

those 'gossip', gossip,,,,and oh by the way did I mention gossip??

Well, I think it was the first time I have seen the woman

speechless!!! TOTALLY and what did I say to get that 'oh so wonderful

reaction???

>

> Here is the scene,,,we haven't seen each other for 2 years,,,I am

down 130 pounds, just hovering over my goal weight....she came right

for me and said.... " WOW look at you, and JUST how did you manage to

accomplish this kind of weight loss??? I demand to know RIGHT

NOW........ The woman was clearly trying to make me look/feel

uncomfortable...HAHA...didn't work.

>

> I paused, hummed and hawed, and then said " Ya know, I had the more

horrible case of hemorrhoids and couldn't sit down for a very long

time without much pain, so I burned lots of excess fat then....Well,

her face is redder than Santa's suit!!! I got 3 complements as

to " handling " this obnoxious woman......hemorrhoids....who would have

thought hemorrhoids LOL.....I am still chuckling even as I type

this.....oh yes, I didn't even crack a smile.....kept my poker face

and the tables were turned back to her instantly!! I got my

Christmas present early.....Merry Christmas everyone.

>

> KJ

>

>

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