Guest guest Posted June 19, 2001 Report Share Posted June 19, 2001 Hi, I think you're gonna like this one! > There's a lot of truth to these... > Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out > of you. > Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less > firm they are. > Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to > change them. > Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're > not quite sure why. > Men > are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and > can keep you up > all > night long. > Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word > they say. > Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long > to mature. Men > are > like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do > and are usually > wrong. > Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the > first sign of > emotion. > Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only > for a little > while. > Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not > very bright. > Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are > taken and the rest are > handicapped. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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