Drivers from ??????

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How to tell where a driver is from:

(This has to have been written by someone in Indiana. We all know

that those Michigan drivers are the worst!)

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting

across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot

solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf

cappuccino,  cradling cell phone, brick on

accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,

quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Waving at everyone that you pass,  eating a moon

pie,  sipping  an  RC, smiling and chewing and talking

to yourself. TENNESSEE

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on

wheel, cradling cell p! hone, foot on brake, mind on

radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck

in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,

alternating between both feet being on the accelerator

and both feet on brake, throwing Mc's bag out

the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in

rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails

attached to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible

above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the

left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

12.. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim

Horton's coffee cup,  cell phone in ear, accelerator

to the floor, applying makeup/ doing crossword puzzle/

reading morning Free Press, knocking down orange

barrels, changing lanes without turn signals :

MICHIGAN