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> An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally >asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" > > The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in >and out and keep slamming the door until St. says, 'For Heaven's sake, >Jimmy, come in or stay out!'" > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd >dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the >garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom >and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming >little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the >toilet a few days ago." > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > A Sunday School teacher asked her pupils, "Now, children, do you all say >your prayers at night?" > > A little boy answered: "My MUMMY says my prayers." > > "I see," said the teacher, "and what does your Mummy SAY?" > > Replied the little boy: "THANK GOD HE'S IN BED!" > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it >vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the >genie said. > > The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job. A job >that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do." > > "Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife." > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as >a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of >marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking >visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride >arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, >the reception, etc. > > "Now do you understand?" he asked. > > "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?" > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >