FW: Female Golf

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The husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples " Jack and Jill "

(alternate shots) Tourney at the club. He teed off on the first hole and

blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle. Upon reaching the ball the

husband said to his wife " Just hit it towards the green, anywhere around

there will be fine. " The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the

woods.

Undaunted the husband said , " That's, OK sweetheart " and spent the full

5 minutes looking for the ball, finding it just in time and in an

absolutely horrible position.  He played the shot of a lifetime to get

the ball within 2 feet of the hole.

He told his wife to knock the putt in. The wife proceeded to knock the

ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure the

husband summoned on all his skill and holed the shot from the bunker for

a bogey.

He took the ball out of the hole and while walking off the green put his

arm around his wife and calmly said " Honey, that was a bogey, that's OK,

but I think we can do better on the next hole. "

To which the wife replied " Listen buddy!  Don't bitch at me, only 2 of

those 5 shots were mine! "