Guest guest Posted June 21, 2001 Report Share Posted June 21, 2001 > > > > Once upon a time there were three little pigs. > The straw pig, the stick > > > pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old > wolf came up to the straw > > > > pigs house and said " I'm gonna huff and puff and > blow your house down, " > > > And he did !!!! > > > > > > So the straw pig went running over to the stick > pig's house and said, > > > " Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my > house. " So the stick pig > let > > > the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up > and said, " I'm gonna > huff > and > > > puff and blow your house down. " And he did !!! > > > > > > So the straw pig and the stick pig went running > over to the brick pigs > > > house and said, " Let us in, let us in, the big > bad wolf just blew our > > > houses down. " So the brick pig let them in just > as the wolf showed up. > > > > > > The wolf said " I'm gonna huff and puff and blow > your house down. " The > straw pig > > > and the stick were so scared! But the brick pig > picked up the phone and > made a call. > > > > > > A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch > limo pulls up. Out step > > > two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora > hats. > > > > > > These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by > the neck and beat the > living shit out of him, > > > then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in > his mouth and fired > killing the wolf, > > > then they got back into their limo and drove > off. > > > > > > The straw pig and stick pig were amazed !!! " > Who the hell were those > guys? " they asked. > > > > > > " Those were my cousins from Jersey..........the > Guinea Pigs. " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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