joke for all those flying to Tulsa...enjoy! :)

[Guest guest]

Captain

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant

gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.,

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith and crew take you safely

to your destination." Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear

her right; is the captain a woman.  I think I better have a

scotch and soda."

When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right?  Is the captain a woman?

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas.  I don't know what to think of all those women up there in

cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit."