Guest guest Posted June 28, 2001 Report Share Posted June 28, 2001 ACTUAL LETTERS SENT TO LANDLORDS 1. " The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. " 2. " Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. " 3. " I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my nob off. " 4. " This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. " 5. " I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. " 6. " I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. " 7. " Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. " 8. " When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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