STRESS.....

[Guest guest]

--The following is from a seminar called " Stress and

Disease " by

Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology. He gave

this

example of a way of coping with job stress.

When you have had one of those

" TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT "

days, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go

to the section where they have thermometers. You will need

to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very

sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw

the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be

disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable

clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will

not become chipped or broken.

Take out the written material that accompanies the

thermometer and read it.

You will notice in small print the statement that

reads,

" Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY

tested. "

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

" I am ...SOoooooooo glad

I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Testing Company! "

Have a good weekend!