WWJD

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Here's a little (very little) religious education for you.

WWJD

Most people assume WWJD is for " What would Jesus do? " But the initials

really stand for " What would Jesus drive? "

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because

" the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a

Fury. "

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The

passage urges the Lord to " pursue your enemies with your Tempest and

terrify them with your Storm. "

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are

warned not to go up a mountain " until the Ram's horn sounds a long

blast. "

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk

about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. 's gospel where Christ

tells the crowd, " For I did not speak of my own Accord... "

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible

passage declaring that " the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the

hills. "

drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: " 's

Triumph was heard throughout the land. "

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda

...... " The Apostles were in one Accord. " !!!!