Guest guest Posted June 29, 2001 Report Share Posted June 29, 2001 NON-BIBLICAL PROVERBS: 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. 2. A day without sunshine is like ... night. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't. 5. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 6. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 7. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living. 8. The things that come to those who wait, are usually the things left by those who got there first. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 11. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 12. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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