Guest guest Posted July 3, 2001 Report Share Posted July 3, 2001 While your friends/family take their own sweet time shopping at the mall, here's a few things you can do to pass the time: 1. In house wares, set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. 2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " I think we have a code 3 in domestics, " and see what happens. 3. Go to Customer Service and put some M&M's on layaway. 4. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to the carpeted areas. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department.... tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask " Why won't you people leave me alone? " 7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 8. Dart around the aisles suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through whisper " Pick me!! Pick Me!!. " 10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, any announcement, assume the fetal position and scream " NO, NO! It's those voices again! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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