Airplane Announcement-Joke

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Here is a good one that was sent to me! Hope you like it!

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Glenda

Airplane announcementA plane took off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortablecruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over theintercom."Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome toFlight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather aheadis good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.Please sit back and relax...OH MY GOD!"After a moment of silence, the captain came back on the intercom andsaid, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier,but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup ofhot coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of mypants!"A passenger in Coach piped up, "That's nothing...you should see theback of mine!"

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