Re: Airplane Announcement-Joke glenda

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Glenda

your right, this was a laugh out loud one. dawn

--- Glenda eyeoreluv@...> wrote:

> Here is a good one that was sent to me! Hope you

> like it!

> Lots of Love

> Glenda

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> Airplane announcement

>

> A plane took off from Kennedy Airport. After it

> reached a comfortable

> cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement

> over the

> intercom.

>

> " Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain

> speaking. Welcome to

> Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.

> The weather ahead

> is good and therefore we should have a smooth and

> uneventful flight.

> Please sit back and relax...OH MY GOD! "

>

> After a moment of silence, the captain came back on

> the intercom and

> said, " Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I

> scared you earlier,

> but while I was talking, the flight-attendant

> brought me a cup of

> hot coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see

> the front of my

> pants! "

>

> A passenger in Coach piped up, " That's nothing...you

> should see the

> back of mine! "

>

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