Guest guest Posted July 3, 2001 Report Share Posted July 3, 2001 Here is another good one! I love it!LOL Lots of Love Glenda BEST PATIENTS------- Five surgeons are discussingwho makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeonsays, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when youopen them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should tryelectricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librariansare the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I likeconstruction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when heobserved: "You're al wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's noguts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable." ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.262 / Virus Database: 132 - Release Date: 6/12/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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