Guest guest Posted July 3, 2001 Report Share Posted July 3, 2001 Hi Here is a good one that was sent to me!LOL Lots of Love Glenda Three Wise Men In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" thatshowed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One smallfeature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen'shelmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, Ileft. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behindthe counter about the helmets.She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankeesnever do read the Bible!"I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anythingabout firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behindthe counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbedher finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said"See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.' " hjlavassaur@... ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.262 / Virus Database: 132 - Release Date: 6/12/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 4, 2001 Report Share Posted July 4, 2001 Hi Here is a good one that was sent to me!LOL Lots of Love Glenda Three Wise Men In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" thatshowed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One smallfeature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen'shelmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, Ileft. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behindthe counter about the helmets.She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankeesnever do read the Bible!"I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anythingabout firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behindthe counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbedher finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said"See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.' " hjlavassaur@... ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.262 / Virus Database: 132 - Release Date: 6/12/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 4, 2001 Report Share Posted July 4, 2001 Glenda, This was great!! Thanks for passing it on. Love, Marilyn > Here is a good one that was sent to me!LOL > Lots of Love > Glenda > > > Three Wise Men > > In a small Southern town there was a " Nativity Scene " that > showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small > feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's > helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I > left. At a " Quik Stop " on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind > the counter about the helmets. > > She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, " You darn Yankees > never do read the Bible! " > > I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything > about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind > the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed > her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said > " See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.' " > > > > > hjlavassaur@y... > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.262 / Virus Database: 132 - Release Date: 6/12/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.