Re: New Years eats -- Try this fruitcake recipe

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HOLIDAY FRUIT CAKE

Ingredients:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

nuts

1 bottle Vodka

2 cups of dried fruit

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Instructions:

Sample the vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.

Try another cup .... just in case

Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a

drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka, and

have a happy new year. ;-).

At 9:09 PM -0800 12/29/02, Sue Barr wrote:

>Now I'm hearing about all these traditional foods and I'm thinking

>that it's probably better just to roll neked in them cause they will

>get to my hips and butt that much faster.

>...

> Recipes folks....I need recipes......for 1 normie and 3 posties.

>email me off list if you like or we can share them with everyone.

[Guest guest]

OMG! I am ROFL! I see this every year - several times every year - and

it still gets me each time.

Terry

Steve Goldstein wrote:

>HOLIDAY FRUIT CAKE

>

>Ingredients:

>1 cup of water

>1 tsp baking soda

>1 cup of sugar

>1 tsp salt

>1 cup of brown sugar

>lemon juice

>4 large eggs

>nuts

>1 bottle Vodka

>2 cups of dried fruit

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>Instructions:

>

>Sample the vodka to check quality.

>

>Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

>

>To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

>

>Repeat.

>

>Turn on the electric mixer.

>

>Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

>Add one teaspoon of sugar.

>Beat again.

>

>At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.

>

>Try another cup .... just in case

>

>Turn off the mixerer.

>

>Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

>

>Pick fruit off floor.

>

>Mix on the turner.

>

>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a

>drewscriver.

>

>Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

>

>Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.

>

>Check the vodka.

>

>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

>Add one table.

>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

>

>Greash the oven.

>

>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

>

>Don't forget to beat off the turner.

>

>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka, and

>have a happy new year. ;-).

>

>At 9:09 PM -0800 12/29/02, Sue Barr wrote:

>

>

>>Now I'm hearing about all these traditional foods and I'm thinking

>>that it's probably better just to roll neked in them cause they will

>>get to my hips and butt that much faster.

>>...

>> Recipes folks....I need recipes......for 1 normie and 3 posties.

>>email me off list if you like or we can share them with everyone.

>>

>>

>

>

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