Guest guest Posted July 6, 2001 Report Share Posted July 6, 2001 Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because I'm Hot. Husband: You get hot at the darndest times. Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Wife: You don't love me anymore. Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Wife: (Sob-Sob) Husband: Alright, I'll do it. Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Husband: I can't find it. Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Husband: There! Are you satisfied? Wife: Oh, yes, honey. Husband: Is it up far enough? Wife: Oh, that's fine. Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, " Aren't they cute, what is their names? " The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied, " I don't know. " The lady asked, " Which is a boy and which is a girl? " The man looking angrier than before replied, " I don't know. " The woman then started to scold the man, " What kind of a father are you? " The man replied, " I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 7, 2001 Report Share Posted July 7, 2001 Heidi Those were great! Thanks Lots of Love Glenda ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.262 / Virus Database: 132 - Release Date: 6/12/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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