Guest guest Posted July 6, 2001 Report Share Posted July 6, 2001 One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed to God, saying, " Please God, give me the strength to cross this river. " Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost drowned a couple of times. Seeing this, Dave prayed to God, saying, " Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river. " Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. Bob had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, " Please God, give me the strength and the tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river. " Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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