Guest guest Posted July 6, 2001 Report Share Posted July 6, 2001 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, " Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? " The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, " Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. I'm a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a weightlifter, and the woman on the other side of you is a blonde pro wrestler. Think about it, mister. You sure you want to tell that joke? The blind guy replied, " Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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