IDIOT STORIES !!!!!

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According to 44-year-old Kershaw of Akron, the price

of a used truck is $600 cash plus two sexual favors and four

cartons of cigarettes (yes, cigarettes). These were the

amounts to be paid to Rick Remmy, 39, only in the end she

didn´t get the truck. Now they´re in Small Claims Court,

where wants her money back.

A handwritten agreement outlined the values to be assigned

to each item or act and bore what appeared to be Remmy's

name at the bottom. Kershaw is asking for her money back and

$14,700 in punitive damages because of the embarrassment she

has suffered in having to file the lawsuit. A Municipal

Judge is expected to rule in the next week whether the

contract is legitimate and whether Kershaw should be tried

for prostitution.

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Three farm workers got in over their heads when they

climbed into 18,000-liter liquid manure tank and were

overcome by the fumes. Henry Redekop, 23, Ferrier,

32,and Schulz, 33, were pronounced dead at the scene.

The bodies were removed from the tank by firefighters

wearing air tanks. The precise cause of the deaths has yet

to be determined, however, police believe the men were

killed by inhaling deadly methane gas when they climbed into

the partially full tank to repair a faulty part.