Guest guest Posted July 13, 2001 Report Share Posted July 13, 2001 Windows XP Update REDMOND, WA--Microsoft today released to the press a copy of the error codes that will be incorporated into their new operating system, Windows XP. Reportedly, multi-billionaire Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates stated, " This is the best set of error codes yet! " Even so, we will reserve judgment until we have had a chance to put the new operating system to the test. These are the new error codes. Judge for yourselves. Winerr 000 Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered Winerr 001 Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet) Winerr 003 RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)? Winerr 004 Deluxe Error. Please Send $275 to Upgrade Your Error Winerr 005 Long File Name Error; Drive C: Erased to Make Room for Filename Winerr 006 Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake crashWinerr 007 Alphanumeric Sequence " OS2 " Prohibited Winerr 008 This License Has Expired; Your Computer Will Shut Down Until You Purchase Another Copy Winerr 009 Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors Winerr 00A Non-Microsoft Application Encountered; Deleting Application From System Winerr 00B Push Error; Erasing Files to Make Room for Advertisement Winerr 00C Abnormal Continuation; Windows Loaded Correctly This Time Winerr 00D User Error; Lemming Not Found Winerr 00E Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize Winerr 00F Reserved for Future Coding Errors Winerr 010 Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead Winerr 011 Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN Winerr 012 Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated Winerr 013 Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down Winerr 014 User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue Winerr 015 Error Message Deleted Winerr 016 Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence Winerr 017 Multitasking Attempted; System Confused Winerr 018 Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations Winerr 019 Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue Winerr 01A Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted Winerr 01B Error Removing Temporary File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted Winerr 01C Oops; Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That. Winerr 01D Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota Winerr 01E Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here Winerr 01F Error In Progress; Please Wait.... Winerr 020 Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember Winerr 021 Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error Winerr 022 Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reinstall Everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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