Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 > > > A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable > cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, > " Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight > number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good > and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH > MY! " > > > > Silence. > > > > Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: " Ladies and > Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking > the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee > in my lap. You should see the front of my pants! " > > > > A passenger in Coach said: " That's nothing. He should see the back of > mine! " > > > > Received from Strawhecker. > > > > -=+=- > > > > Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! The > Good, Clean Funnies List: Good, clean funnies five times a week, FOR F R E > E! ... AND NO ADS IN THE MAILINGS! > > > > A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a) > > > > The latest GCFL funny can always be found on the web at > http://www.gcfl.net/archive/latest.html > > > > For subscription and other information, go to our web page at > http://www.gcfl.net, or send email to gcfl-info@.... > > > > You are subscribed as GBL47@... > > Click here to remove yourself from this list: > > http://www.GCFL.net/cgi-bin/gcflweb.cgi?remove > > > > --part2_112.971382.286109c6_boundary-- > > > > ------_Part_3b316f44-0277-335b-010203040506-- > > > > > > > > *** > > [This message has been truncated.] > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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